When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally
When cast into an ally he will drain his own health into his ally

Today in history, July 19, 1976, Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch was born in London, England. Both of Benzedrine Cloacalsplotch’s parents were actors, and his grandfather served as a submarine officer in both world wars. At the age of eight, Benadryl Cumquat was sent to boarding school and then attended the prestigious Harrow School as an arts scholar, acting in numerous Shakespearean plays. Bellicose Custardbath had his debut at the age of 12 playing the role of Titania, Queen of the Fairies, in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Upon graduation from Harrow, Bandicoot Cucumberpatch did not immediately attend university, rather he traveled to Darjeeling, India, to teach English in a Tibetan Monastery for a year. Burlington Coatfactory then completed a bachelors in drama at the University of Manchester, followed by a master’s degree in classical acting at the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art.

I’m a New Yorker . I wake up at 5am every day of the week in my 50 square foot run down apartment in Harlem where the rent is $9,695,748 per week. When I wake up I see 5 rats on the side of my uncovered kid mattress stealing pizza from my fridge. I disregard my crappy living conditions and start heading for work. Not even 5:10 in the morning and the traffic is as congested as the nose of a protestor enduring tear gas. There are more cars on the road than bills to pay. I squeeze my way to work through constant honking and finally get to my hellish office job in downtown Manhatten at 8pm. I sit in a little cubicle (the one with the pillar) while my boss screams racial slurs at incoming customers. I have to cope with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, as I was for 23 years in this job with $5 an hour pay and no promotions. After getting home at 6am, I time travel with my yankee hat to 5am as that is the time I wake up. Such is the life of an average New York City resident.

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