[SGN] SyC0
 
 
[Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.]

Scout: "Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?"

[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]

Scout: "Yo, what's up?"

[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]

Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"

[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"

[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.]

Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"

[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."

[Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.]

Scout: "BOINK!"

[Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "I'm a force a' nature!"

[Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.]

Scout: "BONK!"

[Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"

[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.]

[Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "WOOO!"

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]

[Scene fades in to reveal Scout sitting on the twitching body of the Heavy eating the Heavy's Sandvich; the point is now RED's.]
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My Pet Named Steve 2 May, 2023 @ 7:32am 
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Zoid 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am 
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Chet 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48am 
Known this dude for like 3 minutes and already hate him.