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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:26pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:39am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:03am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:32pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:32am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:32am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:33am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 6:44am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 6:36am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:27pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 10:23am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:15am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 7:46am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 10:20am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:14pm

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:54pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:48am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 6:05am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 5:50am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:12am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 9:55am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:03am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:39pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:25pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 8:22am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:22am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:20pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 11:15am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!