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└📁Program Files (x86)
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⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠Папка не найдена
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠Папка не найдена
📁USB (D:)
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⠀└⠀✅Групповое с чернокожими
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Mal: "When a man engages in clandestine dealings, he has this preference for
things going smoothly. She makes things not be smooth."
Simon: "Right. I'm very sorry she tipped off anyone about your cunningly
concealed herd of cows."
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:cs_knight: HALT! There's been a report that a local shop owner had his pockets stolen.
Now, I know that may sound ridiculous...
:angryu: Dammit Miranda, I told you so..
:cs_knight: ....but pockets really are the best way to expand your inventory when you don't own Havel's Ring.
:angryu: wait, WHAT?! Not you too!?
:cs_knight: Please show me what's in your pockets
:angryu: Miranda, this isn't good
:embarrassedh: Its ok, I got this..
:angryu: No, no you don't got this
:embarrassedh: What if my buddy Wendy over here shows you her boobs?
:angryu: Huh?!
:cs_knight: Well, I guess that would be enough for me to "forget" that I saw you two today.
:angryu: I can't believe i'm doing this....Here!
:cs_knight: WOAH!, Not cool! Why do you have 3 boobs, and why are they green?
:angryu: WHAT?
:woman_glitch:
:embarrassedh: Oh wow, that is weird
:angryu: MIRANDA!!!
:woman_glitch: