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Then this kid in a red and blue spandex suit saves the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day. No joke, he stops the train from going off the end of the track and saves your Uncle Joey's life. To this day I don't know where he got his strength from, this kid was punier than Tony Hinchcliffe after the AIDS y'understand me? Yet somehow he's slinging these webs like I sling ♥♥♥♥ but then this other ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shows up with more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arms than I can count Joe Rogan. All long and metallic like. He looks like something outta one of those comic books that ♥♥♥♥♥ nerds who can't even ♥♥♥♥ their own mother like to read. You know what I'm talking about HAHA!
So I tell him:
And he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did HAHAJHEHJAEJEHE <phlegm> He swats me aside like a ♥♥♥♥ swats away a throbbing ♥♥♥♥! They carried on fighting for a while, I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ happened with them to be honest and I didn't give a ♥♥♥♥ Joe Rogan! Do you wanna know why? This blonde broad next to me (I'd been sniffing her hair for the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ journey, that ♥♥♥♥ smelt like libido and eucalyptus HAHA!) She now sees me as this heroic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this ♥♥♥♥♥ drops to her knees and starts blowing me right there in the middle of the carriage. Tremendous.