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Our Gaben
Who Art in Bellevue
Heavy Be Thy Wallet
Thy Greenlight Come
Thy Sales Be Done
On Earth As It Is In Valve
Give Us This Day Our Daily Deals
And Forgive Us Our Pirating
As We Forgive Those Who Flame Against Us
May VAC Lead Us Not Into Temptation
But Deliver Us From Hacking
For Thy Kingdom Is The Mouse
The Keyboard and The Monitor
For Ever And Ever
Gab-en

ON THE FIFTH DAY HE CREATED HALF LIFE 2. MORTALS HAVE PLAYED THE GAME AND MADE MODIFICATIONS. THUS THE SOURCE ENGINE VERSIONS OF COUNTER STRIKE AND DAY OF DEFEAT WERE RELEASED. AFTER SEVERAL VALVE HOURS, GABEN HAS GAVE BIRTH TO HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE ONE.
ON THE SIXTH DAY HE MADE TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND PORTAL AND THE LONG AWAITED HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 2. PORTAL 2 CAME OUT JUST BEFORE VALVE MIDNIGHT. NOW WE WAIT.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY HE RESTED AND ATE CHEESEBURGERS AND FRIES AND DRANK EVERY SOFT DRINK THERE IS. HE ALSO HAD FRIED CHICKEN. BUT THEN HE RESTED AS HE WATCHED MONEY FLOW IN.

Our lord and saviour Gaben.
IN THE BEGINNING: THERE WAS ONLY GABEN
ON THE FIRST DAY HE FOUNDED VALVE WITH HIS JESUS: ROBIN WALKER
ON THE SECOND DAY HE CREATED HALF LIFE.
ON THE THIRD DAY HE ALREADY HAD FOLLOWERS AND THE PEOPLE AT GEARBOX MADE EXPANSIONS. GABEN WAS PLEASED.
ON THE FOURTH DAY GABEN MADE TEAM FORTRESS WITH SOME OF HIS FOLLOWERS, OTHER SOURCES SAY THAT THE FOLLOWERS ONLY MADE IT BUT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A LIE.

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