Recent reviews by Ass Beater

One of the best games ever made....
Borderlands effected me so much and never dissipoint!
Yeah even BTPS
The DLCS are worth it for the most parts and just buy it already!

A very overhated Character pack. The perk deck even though nerfed is still very good for DW and dodge builds. The gun is alright a beast close up but awful far. And Sydney herself is a fun character to play as! I reccommed getting this pack as well as Rust.

A must have for any Payday 2 fan or Ron Perlaman fans. The voice acting is great the best in the game! The shotgun is very good! High Dam but the con is it has not that much ammo. The perk deck is now my fav in the game! If you have a very good team. This deck is just great. Just go buy it!

Ill just let you guys read this fan fiction I made up to a friend.
I went on a date with papyrus
Squidhood is now Online.
Sugar Daddy: I was sitting on the couch
Sugar Daddy: He got closer
Squidhood: did you have a g00d timeé
Sugar Daddy: "Lets do what people do on dates"
Sugar Daddy: Netflix and Chill
Sugar Daddy: oh I had a GOOOD time
Sugar Daddy: He put on fity shades of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Sugar Daddy: his boney hands got closer
Sugar Daddy: and closer
Sugar Daddy: to my underwear
Sugar Daddy: "Get ready for my blue attack!"
Squidhood: :( your making me uncomfortable
Sugar Daddy: He said as he
Squidhood: im playing an undertale mod in binding if isaac just so you know
Sugar Daddy: touched me....
Sugar Daddy: wait what?
Squidhood: yeah
Squidhood: an undertale mod
Squidhood: it changes most of the items to undertale related items
Sugar Daddy: huh
Squidhood: UNDERTALE
Sugar Daddy: It felt so dirty
Sugar Daddy: yet
Sugar Daddy: so
Sugar Daddy: good
Sugar Daddy: the sex scene came up during the movie
Squidhood: i <3 undertale
Sugar Daddy: we did it as well
Sugar Daddy: Then Sans came
Squidhood: o deer god
Sugar Daddy: "Hey kid want to have a bad time?"
Sugar Daddy: "NO! ♥♥♥♥ OFF SANS!" Said Papyrus
Sugar Daddy: "But"
Sugar Daddy: "You could give Mettaton a good time"
Squidhood: is this the orgy scene?
Sugar Daddy: just wait
Sugar Daddy: "Nah" Said Sans
Sugar Daddy: "Ill give YOU a good time"
Sugar Daddy: Sans push me away and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ papyrus
Sugar Daddy: OH YES BROTHER
Squidhood: well that escalated quickly
Sugar Daddy: It was some freaky ♥♥♥♥
Sugar Daddy: BUT WAIT! Said papyrus
Sugar Daddy: your that internet troll!
Sugar Daddy: shhhhh said Sans
Sugar Daddy: Let me show you my WHITE attack
Squidhood: oh
Sugar Daddy: No said papyrus
Sugar Daddy: I must ♥♥♥♥ the human
Sugar Daddy: oh ok said Sans
Sugar Daddy: And thats how the dating gone
Squidhood: ok thats not how it went when i played the game. you must have a virus

Best class of borderlands 2. Don t trust me? Try Hellborn Krieg with Moxxi weapons.

Its a crime this game was not GOTY. It has EVERYTHING! awesome gameplay, Intersting Characters, Cool story and I could just go on and on! So if you want to kill some nazis then this is the game for you!

Very underrated game. Does it have the deep deep story like bioshock 1? Well half. But is it better then the first in gameplay,more characters, super powers and combat? Oh yes.






Oh btw did I said that you are playing as a Big Daddy?

Maybe one of the best Bioshock game. Great gameplay and characters. But the ending will mess with your head a bit.

You know something is wrong EA when a game that came out in 2005! Is better then a game in 2015

Mr New Vegas is bae. Anyways... Fallout NV is a great great great game! I sit better then 4 and 3? ehh idk have not played those but too those people who want to have a good time NV is for you!