uhh.. yeah... yeah yeah, uhh yeah... oh yeah uh

:P

how the ♥♥♥♥ do you come up with these things

I am so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of the small ♥♥♥♥ jokes.

You guys think you are so funny. You think bigger is better. You're all morons.

My ♥♥♥♥ is a precision instrument. A surgical tool. It is designed for accuracy not blunt force trauma. You guys are walking around with these giant unmanageable salamis. You probably knock over lamps when you turn around too fast.

I hit the g-spot like a special forces sniper. Pinpoint accuracy every single time. You guys are just carpet bombing the whole area hoping to hit something. You are the collateral damage of sex.

Women tell me they prefer it. They say its cute. They say it doesnt feel like their insides are being rearranged by a rogue battering ram. You are giving women internal bleeding and think you are a sex god.

So laugh all you want at my tactical 3 inch stud finder. You will be wondering why she blocked your number after you gave her a prolapsed uterus with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anaconda. You think its a type of dinosaur. Clitorisaurus Rex.

monkey

ggrrrwaf grrrrrr