Dick Cancer's Magicka Achievement Progress

Cooking by the book

Cast a Magick successfully.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 5:02pm

An eye for an eye

Defeat Behold, the watcher

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 5:06pm

No more trolling

Defeat Ygg.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2014 @ 10:54pm

Solid Snake

Defeat Jormungandr.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 8:47pm

There is no goat level

Defeat Jotunn.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 5:41pm

Saved by the king

Defeat the Warlock and Machine.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 6:33pm

KHAAAAAAAAN!

Defeat Khan

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 6:39am

88mph

Get thrown back in time by Vlad.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 6:39am

More like the Aristocats

Defeat the Aristocrats.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 6:39am

Play it again, Vlad

Defeat Vlad.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 6:39am

Don't fear the reaper

Defeat Death.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 6:39am

Dragon "Slayer"

Defeat Fafnir.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 6:25am

I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy

Defeat Assatur.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 6:48am

Basic Element

Use all basic elements at least once.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 4:56pm

Vanilla Ice

Create a spell containing only Ice.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 4:58pm

Let off some steam

Create a spell containing Steam.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 5:26pm

State Alchemist

Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 4:56pm

I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!

Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 1:55am

The Enchanter

Imbue your weapon with a spell.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 4:55pm

Houdini

Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 5:05pm

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!

Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 6:39am

RPG much?

Complete all side quests in the game.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2014 @ 10:50pm

It's over nine thousand!!!!

Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 5:06pm

Never cross the beams

Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 11:27pm

There can be only one

Kill MacLeod.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 5:14pm

Wingardium Leviosa

Push someone off a cliff.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 8:47pm

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"

Die from falling damage.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 6:39am

It's raining (beast)men

Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 2:26am

101st Airborne

Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2014 @ 12:29am

First Blood

Kill one enemy using the M60.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 11:36pm

This is Magicka!

Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 6:35pm

The perfect storm

All players survived a thunderstorm.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 7:38am

Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong

Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 6:07pm

Deep Impact

Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 6:39am

Stuff of legends

Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 6:25am

Too fancy for fireballs?

Complete one level using only magicks.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 4:31am

Bad Taste

Overkill 1000 enemies.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 5:50am

Ice Age

It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 6:39am

One in a million?

Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.

OMG! They killed Yellow!

Die with yellow robes.

Blue… No Yelloooow!

Have a hard time settling on a color.

Better you than me

Be invisible while one other player dies.

Finders keepers

Steal your friends equipment after he has died.

We are the champions

Survive all waves of a challenge.

I call it a Hawking Hole

Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.

Mission improbable

Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.

Sherlock Holmes

Find all secret areas in the game.

MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!

Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.

King's Quest

Find all the moose.

Lead farmer

Kill 1000 enemies using firearms

Good Company

Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission

Nothing but a man, who can never fail

Win 20 versus matches in a row

Seven day cruise

Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.

Swedish Summer Achievement

Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.

No Power = No Responsibility

Defeat Parker.

From whence you came...

Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh

Fhtagn once more!

Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.

Banisher of horrors

Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.

Breezed through

Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.

Handling the frustration

Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.

Driven mad

Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.

Friendship is Magicka

Find all the elven horses

Let Me In

Enter the house of Elwenhús

The Crusader Breakings

Defeat the first Guardian

A Bridge too Near

Defeat the second Guardian

Amarth Faeg!

Defeat the third Guardian

Interred with the Vampire

Finish The Other Side of the Coin

Hurt me plenty

Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.

Just a breeze of blue cheese

Finish the chapter without any player dying.

Hey, mach-arena!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.

Not what they signed up for

Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.

Is that the wurst you can do?

Defeat the Wurstmacher.

Tenderized!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Orcs

Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.

Enduring the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.

Being the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.

Don't mach such a mess

Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.

Wiped Out

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.

Khan't we all just get along?

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.

The postwizard

Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.

Ultra-Violence

Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.

Street smart

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.

City tour guide

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Trolls

Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive

The others were dwarfed by you

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.

That was a fairy fight

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.

The clone wars

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.