Sup ♥♥♥♥♥, this one time i drank a whole glass of milk and pulled an all nighter which upset my stomach, giving me Diarrhea while i was having sex with my wife. We were laying there with my penis by her mouth, i secretly tried to see how far I could rocket my semen into the back of her throat (but i would never tell her that). I must have pushed too hard and, willy nilly, out came a fountain of slushy goodness. I got diarrhea all over my wife and my sheets, I paid a fortune in dry cleaning. Now when im kissing my wife I think to myself "If only I had a friend to support my butthole". You could be that friend, thanks for reading
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