Van Roy's Law:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six, eat
him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no incriminating evidence.
Heh heh heh. The perfect crime.

-- Homer Simpson
The War of the Simpsons
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Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
-- Greg Oetjen of Lorton, VA in the Washington Post
"Style Invitational Report from Week 278" published
August 2, 1998
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<Dabb> hehe, I really hate bug reports which are like calling fire
department and saying: "There is fire here, come!" :)
<Dabb> (and hanging up)
* Dabb kills off dozen bug reports.
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The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
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