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Now this was a good game. It follows the story of basically if you took Nathan Drakes look and Lara Croft from the new tomb raiders intelligence you'd get this retard. He's an archaeologist treasure hunter but is too lazy to actually look for real artifacts he just wants to shoot ♥♥♥♥ because you know when you take archaeology in college you get asked "okay split up to groups of wants to dig up historical artifacts and wants to be indiana jones without actually needing a brain" He goes to Egypt after being convinced by brain dead sexy looking wendys that they obviously spent two hours animating. Upon arrival their driver steals her bag then runs away for no aparent reason i dont know maybe he has a family to feed. Treasure hunter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills the guy for stealing because that's the right thing to do. Then nazi's show up and ♥♥♥♥ happens one of the nazi's is a traiter but not really. Honestly if you want the full story just watch indiana jones and the mummy at the same time it would be much better i promise. After fighting nazi's and mummys you go to some snowy part of the world for some reason and didn't see this coming plane crash wow. Some ♥♥♥♥ happens nazi traiter is actually not a traiter for some reason then he takes the artifact and turns into a powerful being (sound familier yet?) then you go on the most boring boss battle ever because 80% of the time you can't even see the guy. Then the game ends and he gets the girl.
I give this story a 9/10 for originality there was one part with a temple and thats from indiana jones. I also give a 10/10 for interesting characters with totally not bland dialogue.
Im not even going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about gunplay and puzzles are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess.


Love this game.

This game is a cluster♥♥♥♥ and here's why:
Story: The game starts off with a drunken detective that is on the verge of losing his job from not doing his job because none of the cases presented to him are "important enough" then an old man comes in and tells him to look at a painting and low budget sherlock retard thinks "this is the case for me." He then goes to a totally nice looking island to look for the burnt down mansion of the paintings owner. Apon arrival he illegal drinks alcohol, punches a woman, and makes fun of the townsfolk. as you do. Then he finds the mansion and for no reason at all the old guy watching over says "hey you cant go in there" and detective idiot says "yeah i can" then the old guy says "oh right go ahead" Then you do some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mini game to find the secret of how they died and big surprise they aren't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead. Then some weird ♥♥♥♥ happens and some cop dies but not really. You then wake up in an asylum and you're trapped but oh not really just kidding yeah get outta here lemmie slap a bandaid on that mentally unstable brain of yours detective ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out you go. Then some other boring ♥♥♥♥ happens until you find the truth behind the island big surprise nearly everyone actually worships squidward god version. Then you team up with the artist of the painting but not really because she decides "you know what that's gay i like cthulu or however that ♥♥♥♥♥ spelt" you then kill a doctor and other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happens but don't worry im not leaving anything out because this ♥♥♥♥ doesn't matter because woah it was all just an illusion as you wake up in the asylum in the end.
My review on the story is 10/10 writing they obviously hired, fired, then hired 100 different writers for this in the making of this game.

Gameplay: Dear god someone shoot me.
-Puzzles: Like deafall adventures and tomb raider had an autistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby.
-dialogue: Like Jurassic Park the game and again deadfall adventures had an autistic baby.
-branching storyline: It doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ matter there was one point where you had to choose do this or not do it and no matter what i picked it was the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing.
-Gunplay: honestly when you get to the part with guns you've already played too much stop now.

All in all this game deservers a 100/10 I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game and I can't wait to eventually in like 10 years look back at it again and think "wait was this any good?" then play it again and think "Oh yeah this gave me autism."

Would recommend.

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