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>watch shrek is love shrek is live for first time
>lol
>the shrek humping part gets me in the mood to fap
>go to my reliable fapsite and think about what to watch as i stare at the search bar
>shrek porn
>♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3d stuff comes up
>go to bing and type shrek porn
>open a couple promising videos and start to fap
>literally ♥♥♥ faster then i ever have before
>start fapping to shrek porn regularly
>realize a couple faps later that i am fapping mainly to shrek and not fiona or whoever he is pounding
>lookup pictures of just shrek and his bulging ♥♥♥♥
>for the first time in my life get so horny that i make a homemade dildo and lube it and put it in my ass
>hurts really bad at first but after a while it feels amazing
>bounce up and down stroking my ♥♥♥♥ while looking at shreks throbbing ♥♥♥♥
>it feels so good im audibly moaning against my will
>YES SHREK PLEASE FILL ME WITH YOUR WARM OGRE ♥♥♥
>when i ♥♥♥ i orgasm and my eyes roll into the back of my head
>repeat this every night
>eventually stop out of feeling like a total weirdo
>now im back to watching straight porn
>mfw i still think back to when for about half a year i unironically fapped to shrek like a weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥
This child is SEVERELY autistic.
Do not make loud noises near him.
Do not shine bright lights near him.
Do not look him directly in the eye.
Do not touch him or any of his toys.
Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.