A femboy.... AND a catboy? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

This man saved my life, I was at the the bar, having a dry martini, and I ate a green olive. All the sudden I started choking on it! This guy comes in a gives me the Heimlich and the olive shoots the bartender right in the eyeball. They thought I spat it at them on purpose, but when an olive gots to come out, its going wherever it wants. Anyways, we got kicked out of the bar and I says to the guy, "How can I repay you?" He says to me, Add him on snapchat @joemxd, follow him on twitch @vibinvipers, and then he gives me 10 big bens, and I'm like, whats this for? He overheard that I needed to pay for my dotta's bar mitzvah. Oh boy, grace to his soul. a beautiful human being. If this man needed a tug on his pud, maybe I'd do it, because I don't flow that way, but I'll think about it if it was him. Anyways, happy birthday, Liam, YOU are the champ.

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Will you be my little pogchamp uwu?

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