A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator,
"This is a parson to parson call."
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It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's
what you're taking for it...
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Knowledge is power.
-- Francis Bacon
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The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.
-- Herbert von Fritzlar
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Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
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Every morning is a Smirnoff morning.
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One Bell System - it used to work before they installed the Dimension!
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I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world. He's a
jerk -- end of story.

-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
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Persistence in one opinion has never been considered a merit in political
leaders.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares", 1st century BC
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(☆*✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2018✦✦ *☆ )
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Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby

Oh, baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here?
Oh, baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me, baby,
'Cause I need to know now, oh, because...

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time