Greetings fellow compatriots from the Imperium of Man.

What a wonderful day it is to be an Ultra Marine. Do not worry however, no one shall threaten our great Imperium on my watch! Not even that bastard Alpharius! What? You think I'm Alpharius? That's crazy. If I were Alpharius, and I'm not saying that I am, I wouldn't be so blatantly obvious in plain sight! Again, I am NOT Alpharius, I am just an Ultra Marine. You need not know my name and call my Captain over the Vox. Best not trouble busy men with such things, no? No, no, you need not fear, fore I am NOT Alpharius. But if I WERE Alpharius, I would be super duper omega cunning, no one would know that I were Alpharius. Alpharius is too smart for simple men such as we.

Well, I best be off. Have a blessed day citizen, and remember that through these trying times. Only two things are true.
1. I am NOT Alpharius.
2. The Emperor of the Imperium of man truly is the greatest of them all!

Farewell!