Pungent taint

You know what to do with that big fat butt


Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle

⚠️ WARNING: Do NOT queue against this man. ⚠️
His name is S'mores. He’s 6’5” of pure aim assist in human form. Rolls up in a blacked-out BMW, steps out like he’s entering a LAN final. Mustache sharp enough to slice through smokes. Doesn’t buy skins—skins equip themselves out of fear.

You think you’ve got the angle? Too late. S'mores already shoulder peeked, pre-fired, and typed “?” in chat. He doesn’t plant the bomb—he blesses the site. VAC checked his PC once and got intimidated.

You don't beat S'mores.
You thank him for the opportunity.

+rep pro moves, include me

Man, I can’t compete with these dudes bro 👨‍🦼. I should be in the prime of my gaming skills, but I’m getting ♥♥♥♥ on by 30yo’s taking their virgin rage out on me. I would say a year ago I was 10x better than what I am now, but damn I take a break and now I’m so ♥♥♥♥ I went from Gold V to silver 1 bro 😭. It doesn’t help that accounts with over 100+ reps on characters are in SILVER. Maybe it’s time to hang up the controller and start learning how to do taxes or some ♥♥♥♥

biggest d at the function #confirmed