M'lady, please be aware that, unlike these boorish hooligans in this comment section, I will always respect and cherish your feminine opinion. In a masculine dominated society, it takes a special kind of womanly courage to speak up, and I shall be your champion, your shining knight. I shall defend you from the barbarian mysoginists who encroach on you, and I will take it upon myself to defend my fair lady wherever she may go :)
Fear not, for while there are many knavish brutes here, I, a very kind and nice man who has been regarded as a very nice man in the past, will be there to shine the way forward for you!
Truly yours, forever and always

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id rather be a pig than a fascist

Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like ♥♥♥♥, and only talk to me to cry about it. I’m sick of being considered ‘beta’ or whatever you call it.

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