Man comes up And gives me passport only.
man: I dont have all papers, but I can come back in 3 days, ill give you five bucks and this watch to approve my entry
me: *takes watch and money, denies entry*
Man: What? Bull! give me my watch back at least.
me: *Doesnt give watch back*
man: im not leaving without watch!
Me: *detains man. sells watch on way home*
me: *doesnt pay for heating or food for family*
me: Glory to Arstotzka

11/10 would deny again