Homesick for a place you don't even know exists

"You know what they say about good times, don't you?"
"Good times never last."

cat facts time

a cat can travel at a top speed of 31 mph

cats have 39 muscles in their ears

a group of cats is clowder

cats cant climb down trees face first because their claws are facing backward

nearly 40,000 people are bitten by cats annually

it takes about 24 cat skins to make a coat

the biggest known cat is a siberian tiger coming in at 12 feet and 700 pounds (thats about the same as a small car)

thats all the facts i know for now

but now its good joke time

im a pilot that's afraid of heights

Q:what do idiots drink
A:so-duhhhh

Q:what do sodas call their dads
A:pop

Q:whats a hippies favorite soda
A: granola cola

funny pigs are real hams

i was reading a book about antigravity and i cant put it down

Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive

Q: If you ask a cosmonaut when is his favorite moment to snack, how does he answer?
A: Launch time.

Q: whats black and allways in the back of a cop car?
A: the carseat