MY CAREER
Business Analyst at Rite Aid. I don’t just stock and scan — I innovate. I analyze customer behavior, predict market trends, and make high-level decisions that drive real results. Walgreens was my proving ground; Rite Aid is my empire. I’m on track to become a manager, and everyone knows it. Discord modding taught me how to lead, command respect, and handle chaos with style. I’m not just a worker — I’m the reason the store thrives.
MY PERSONALITY TRAITS
Hyper-aware, emotionally advanced, and blessed with a rare intuition. I read people like open books and handle conflicts before they even spark. In every room I enter, I’m the main character. As a Discord mod, I brought order, structure, and legendary energy to every server I ruled. I don’t just talk — I captivate.
MY GAMING ACHIEVEMENTS
Gaming isn’t a pastime — it’s my lifestyle, my purpose, my battleground. In CS:GO, I’ve landed shots that left teams speechless. In League, I control games like a grandmaster plays chess. In WoW, my leadership echoes through dungeons like war chants. I bring intensity, strategy, and style to every match. KD ratios? Unholy. APM? Blistering. Respect? Earned. I don’t play to win — I play to dominate.
MY IDEAL WOMAN
I need a queen who games. 5'5" max, under 140 lbs, and must have CS:GO experience. Bonus points for knowing the difference between 144Hz and 60Hz. She should crave late-night gaming marathons, argue passionately about patch notes, and bring her own headset to the relationship. Must be loyal, witty, and okay with the fact that sometimes I’ll zone out mid-convo because I’m busy hard-carrying a team. A master of memes and meals. Together, we’ll conquer every leaderboard and recipe.
MY EXCEPTIONAL CHILDHOOD
I wasn’t raised — I ascended. Born to greatness, son of a decorated naval officer, I walked the halls of school as a misunderstood prodigy. I rewrote the rules before I could spell them. Teachers had to modify their lesson plans just to keep up. Awards came easy. So did admiration. Girls were intrigued. Boys were intimidated. Even then, I knew I wasn’t like the others. I was built for more.
MY FUTURE GOALS
Regional manager by 30. Esports brand by 31. By 32, I’ll be streaming, mentoring, and running a personal empire of gaming, data, and dominance. I’ll live in a smart-home fortress lit by RGB, powered by ambition, and cooled by pure focus. Every step I take is toward greatness — and the world better keep up.
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE
“They said I was too much. I said they were not enough.”