Bad at counter strike. Not even the real pitbull

I was only 9 years old
I loved Donald Trump
I had all the merchandise
Every night I’d pray to Trump for deporting illegal immigrants
My dad would hear me and call me a racist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump
I called him a ♥♥♥♥
He slaps me and send me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me
It was Donald Trump
I’m so happy
He whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”
Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
I’m ready
I open my wallet for Donald
He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in
My dad walks in and says “what the ♥♥♥♥”
Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired”
Trump leaves through the window
Trump is love, Trump is life

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔶𝔬𝔲’𝔡 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔱𝔥 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔬𝔫𝔢’𝔰 𝔣𝔬𝔬𝔱 𝔣𝔲𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰. 𝔅𝔲𝔱 𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔱 𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔰 𝔬𝔲𝔱, 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔪𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔱𝔥.

Hey SLUT:weary::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::weary:it's 9/11:cry::disappointed:something we'll never forget :disappointed::sob:just like youll NEVER forget your DADDYS ♥♥♥♥ :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::yum::yum::eggplant::eggplant:let him DEMOLISH you with his giant SOUTH TOWER :office::eggplant::office:let him INFILTRATE your COCKPIT :airplane:️with his special BOXCUTTER :eggplant::weary::eggplant: and you can GO DOWN:arrow_down:️ on him like he's a FIELD :park:and you're a PLANE:airplane:️ in SHANKSVILLE:yum::weary::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: send this to 2️⃣9️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ TERRORIST THOTS:womens::kissing_closed_eyes::weary::tired_face:if you get 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ replies, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a BUSH:flag_us::deciduous_tree: get 0️⃣ back and you're IRAQ who was PENETRATED:eggplant::police_car::articulated_lorry::eggplant: for NO REASON:weary::tired_face::fuelpump:️:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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