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Toplit 26 Jun, 2021 @ 5:44pm 
fart sex
LH 26 Sep, 2020 @ 12:33pm 
British Nonce
N0va 10 Aug, 2019 @ 9:19am 
toxic // racist// trash... do medical experiments on him, this person is of no use to society what so ever
The Dud 25 Sep, 2016 @ 3:29am 
Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,
Horatio or Horat so beer!
Tito ♥♥♥♥ “Dickman”, baby!
He hates Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.
Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys
and spark this, take a breather.
With that reefer in my lungs,
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
British Grenadier 8 Apr, 2016 @ 11:53am 
gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Squid 8 Dec, 2015 @ 8:59am 
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British Grenadier 29 Oct, 2015 @ 4:59am 
Dan you really put the W in ganker
ALPHA BEAST 14 Jul, 2015 @ 9:08am 
leave me alone
Squid 6 Jun, 2015 @ 6:08am 
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