Mess with the Joo and you get the Claw.

Skillz: (I can make a beer disappear)

Joojitsu (Haggle merchant until the lowering of the price)

Five Finger Joo Claw (Don't make me break out the Claw)

Kung Fu Fighting (Everyone loves it)

Fish Habitat Builder (Concrete Igloos work well especially with a Christmas Tree on top)

Romance Explosions (Let me get you a towel)

Heck Ya Boi (Says heck ya allot)

Relief (not comic but hand)

Zombie Killer (into high end zombie fashion)

Advice Giver (Good or bad.. I will let you decide)

Boot Scooting ( Scoots with or without boots) Just ask Bas Rutten

Favorite Movies: Forest Hump, The Princess's Bride, Mime Cop, Came in 60 Seconds, Tombstoner, The Good, Bad, and Speedy Gonzales, Unforgiven, ♥♥♥♥♥ Python and the holy Glass of Wine, Good Will Humping, Borat make benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan in Annus with his Khrum.