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I don’t know. Maybe I'm delusional.
This got me thinking— was it not him who planted this seed when I was a kid? After all, he was the one who volunteered me to go down mid with shotguns. And now that I’m remembering it, I’m pretty sure he was setting me up to seem like a genius by having the adult volunteers pretend not to know simple geometry and asking me what cyka blyat then acting dumbfounded when I got the right answer.
I had my doubts of course, and almost became a finance major instead during college— more money, less work I thought. But my daddy always found a way to talk me off the edge in my darkest moments, always giving a grandiose speech to convince me that gaming was my dream, my purpose. And so I graduated as plat and was hired by Juandeag. As a reward, my dad paid for me to take a three month pansexual cruise in the Caribbean which was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible.
Now I’m back on shore and my dad invited into his lobbies, offering me a better salary (minus the benefits, but I’m still on his insurance) than I could find at any other entry level team.