+rep great dbd james, honestly goated at the game ngl. quite the snack <3

this guy is so flipping good at dbd james

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Why the cow from Hey Diddle Diddle is the most powerful being on the universe.
OK, you may be thinking that I’m just being crazy. But, here are some reasons why the cow is the most powerful being on the universe.

He can easily jump to the moon and back which would be easily over 1200 miles. Then, he would spend over a week up there. When he comes down from the moon he would go faster and faster, then when he gets back into the earth’s atmosphere, it would be about 700+ MPH, but when he hits the ground he isn’t harmed at all and he doesn’t even flinch when he hits the bottom! so, if the earth exploded, the cow could just jump to the moon in the laugh at us pety humans.

Okay guys, if we 're so open I got a confession to make.
I fap to busses, you know.
When I see a public bus I can't stop my boner, seriously, I always have my camera so I can take some chassi or dashboard shots.
I have a huge folder of different models,organized by manufacter and engine, if they are used on city or rural areas, if they're South American or British, Marcopolo or Irizar, etc.
I have this fetish since 12, when I started looking them on a "different" way.
For me they're all precious works of engineering and art, and the sound of those powerful engines are like some porn star moans for me.
I hope that you understand me, because I have been rejected and bullied because of this.

Why cannot the transaction?
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