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mach dir keinen Kopf wegen dem Typen
gestern..
Jeder kassiert mal einen Korb. Konntest du ja
nicht wissen, dass er Hetero ist. Klar war es
nicht die feine englische Art von ihm, sich
so lautstark über deinen Tanga lustig zu
machen... Aber der ist doch bloß neidisch,
weil ihm rosa nicht so gut steht wie dir.
Also Kopf hoch...;) Auch andere Väter haben
schöne Söhne!
1. Install Arma 3 (if you dont own buy russian key and activate with internet explorer its so slow so steam can't handle your country)
2. Buy all DLC's (same with this just buy russian dlc on ruskicyka♥♥♥♥♥-key-for-pros-get-rekt.ru)
3. If done these two steps go into Multiplayer game and go into Altis Life
4. Make sure you have a kid voice, if not either play ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or just buy kid voice at {COLLEGAMENTO RIMOSSO}ineedtosoundlike12-3/4.net
5. Go to the cops in altis call them bastards until you get banned then go on servers teamspeak and cry like mommy hit you with a stick
6. Your now a PRO
Controls:
W - Walk
Left Mousclick - Shoot idiot cops in safezone kavala
right Mouseclick - scope
Alt+F4 - Free Altis Money