UselessCrow
Lachlan   Queensland, Australia
 
 
After a one night stand between a male and a female, the guy gets angry at the girl for using his toothbrush. The girl is puzzled by his reaction and asks for him to distinguish the difference between herself and the toothbrush. The guy replies "Well I was intending to use the toothbrush again".
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Baalthaazaarr 27 May, 2023 @ 6:42am 
'IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!👋
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦
Or never get called ️squishy️ again❌❌❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you’re squishy️💦
5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten��💦
10+ back: Bauer💕💕💦👅👅'
goof 27 May, 2023 @ 6:41am 
TheTherepistAU 27 May, 2023 @ 6:41am 
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Baalthaazaarr 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:52am 
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Baalthaazaarr 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:50am 
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(> )>O I was going to give you a cookie
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Baalthaazaarr 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:49am 
wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8 i droped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ul ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globernaughts frum tha corna shop. im trained in street fitin & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym yer nothin 2 me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv I swer 2 christ ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabba at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a littl scren think again wanka. Im callin all me homboys rite no preparin for a proper scrap a rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it Yer a waste bruv me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper pulp with me fist wanka if I aint satisfied w/ that il borow me m8s criketpaddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o Newcastle ya daft kunt if ye had seen this bludy ♥♥♥♥♥ mess comin ye might a kept ya gabba from runnin but it seems ya stupid lil ♥♥♥♥ innit ima ♥♥♥♥♥ fury & ul drown in it m8 ur a proper mess knob