"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin
"If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." -Yogi Berra
"Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields
"I'm dead." - Nelson Mandela
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” - Bill Clinton
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” - Mariah Carey
"An apple a day, keeps anyone away, as long as you throw it hard enough." -Greg Abbott
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either." - ♥♥♥♥ Cavett
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago." - Dan Quayle
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc
"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought."- Bobby Robson
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl." - Joe Jacoby
"To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too." - Matt Millen
"I don't uhhh uhhh ummm... life is short" - Jim Dave
"You just need to get hard and get cold." - Dillon Gathright
“My mom’s got all warrants and no kids.” - Barbara Shipley