Linux: the operating system with a CLUE... Command Line User Environment.
-- seen in a posting in comp.software.testing
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"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."
--Woody Allen
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I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that
it took seven others to beat him!
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Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry.
Amy: No.
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I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
-- Alexander Woolcott
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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
-- Pink Floyd
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It's fabulous! We haven't seen anything like it in the last half an hour!
-- Macy's
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Scully: What makes you think they care about us anymore, anyway?
Mulder: So why have you bothered to come here covertly?
Scully: Because I realized that it was the only way that you
would

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