Joc ♔
Inverness, Highland, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons!
"I will shoot at him," said the Cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons," he shouted!
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons."
And then, John was a Zombie.


Rarest Achievement Showcase
Snoppen 22 Nov, 2023 @ 2:31pm 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠This folder is empty
T-Naxty 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25pm 
It's true, I spin bot him through smoke
VeX 2 Jun, 2021 @ 2:23am 
The most Johnest of Stalverns
Mr Fish 30 Sep, 2020 @ 1:56am 
Bets all his skins on China Bots:(
T-Naxty 2 Jul, 2020 @ 5:41am 
Pish at CS:GO 1v1s. Ez claps, kid can't even AWP
Him 27 Jul, 2019 @ 11:23pm 
Why do people automatically associate imperial navy slicers with autism? I have a vast slicer collection, mostly beam and nano slicers which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic.

I'm a virgin, yes, but slicers actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the dank frags I make. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my solo killboard, or my latest feathering tactics.