OH MY GAWD

A lie in time saves nine.
🙄
QOTD:
"Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with
a fake?"
🤠
There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do
not know how to make themselves attractive.
-- Christian Dior
🙁
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
-- Earl Wilson
😙
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
😷
He who enters his wife's dressing room is a philosopher or a fool.
-- Balzac
🙂
Corry's Law:
Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
😍
Making one brilliant decision and a whole bunch of mediocre ones isn't as
good as making a whole bunch of generally smart decisions throughout the
whole process.
-- John Carmack
😩

ahaha gay

I have over 3 years for my vac ban it it ain’t gonna go away

400 days have passed since my gameban and it still hasn't been removed...rip

Worst ♥♥♥♥ player i've ever encountered on rainbow six siege he almost lost a 2vs5 and kept ♥♥♥♥ talking when i wanted to 1vs1 he declined like a ♥♥♥♥♥

nice speech impediment lowdog

nice rq lowdog

i want ur ♥♥♥♥ for a zues invite

Yo sasuke can I get your zeus config bro im hurtin for a good cfg

i want your cfg for zeus

ask you something

♥♥♥♥

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice gameban

Rip, you had a good run while it lasted. Fanilly they caught your ass, haha.

so many of you are watching me on zonerbot rn...click read more!

═════════════════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ═══════════════════

　　　　　　 Last report: 2017-11-22 09:16:15

　　　　　　　　Banned by {LINK REMOVED}zonerbot.xyz
　　　　　　We're banning faster than Aimware!

　　　　　　　 Ban date: 2017-11-23 03:04:02

═════════════════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ═══════════════════

get banned nerd

You came here because you think I cheat. You are correct! u were not lying lmao

In case you are having a bad day...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxnn9FR-4Vk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih2xubMaZWI

TELL BUSTER YOU'RE WELCOME FOR DERANK

＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　|　Error 404　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　[－][口][×] |
　|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
　|　Windows has detected that your penis is small　　　　　　　　　 |
　| Is this true?　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　|
　|　　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿　　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿　　　　＿＿＿＿＿　　　|
　| 　　　｜Yes　　　　 |　　　｜maybe　　｜ 　 　 |Yes 　 　 |　 　　|
　|　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣　　　　￣￣￣￣￣　　　|
　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

hes daddy

8:01 PM - Sasuke Uchiha☯: ok papi
8:01 PM - Sasuke Uchiha☯: lmk if u ever wanna play faceit
8:02 PM - Sasuke Uchiha☯: unless u think i cheat in that too
8:02 PM - Sasuke Uchiha☯: with the anticheat installed
8:02 PM - dmw: stop messaging me
8:02 PM - Sasuke Uchiha☯: ok fine
8:02 PM - Sasuke Uchiha☯: bye papi

hey dood

dont boost to dmg and le kids...or this will happen...

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-GP8oA-9SS4S-OokfC-rB5zh-OFSiA

lol this dmw kid is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid

4:27 PM - dmw: im dead serious i know u cheat
4:27 PM - dmw: and i dont care
4:27 PM - dmw: but im not playing wit u
4:27 PM - Sasuke Uchiha☯: i even pasted the replay link that day into my profile comments
4:28 PM - Sasuke Uchiha☯: so anyone can see it
4:28 PM - dmw: only a cheater would do that XD
4:30 PM - Sasuke Uchiha☯: why would only a cheater do that
4:36 PM - dmw: u cheat u and i both know
4:36 PM - dmw: legit no one cares u dont have to hide it from me
4:36 PM - dmw: so just chill
***
What do you do when someone is so convinced you cheat that nothing that you try shows him that you are actually legit?

sooo u just gonna expose me like that? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ groupies...

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

i felt like tryharding

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-f6z7e-qVBLq-hRwLH-oroSP-p7GaA

10/10 gay boi

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-hj6Gv-P6sQB-A4Ezx-ZwtKp-d34uC

xRawws has a nice ragebot, toggles when u are wrecking him

http://steamproxy.net/id/xRawws/

I knew it lol

http://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561198350565361/

-rep hacker

Hes just mad that we slaughtered him and his really dumb teammates in office on one game like 2 weeks ago
Plz go back and watch demo. If you can find cheats let me know and tell me exaclty where

S17 = clan of cheaters that rage in office, don't beleive me? queue office with a friend and u will see the rage clan 1/3 times lmaoaao. Best time to do this is afternoon-evening EST...

I wasnt in discord, i didnt know them, i solo qu'd and the other team surrendered because a guy connected then disconnected and never came back, that game was 5 mins long. I have unfriended all of them.

btw doc lets not forget the guy u were in discord with toggled his aim lmaoaoaoa. "I've played with them for a while I know they're not hacking, I have to play with them for a couple months before I add them into my clan."

there's a reason I don't delete these comments. It makes me feel good that this many people think I cheat. Might be time to quit mm and start playing ESEA boys!

lmao

-rep this kids hacks lol. I joined a game, and during the warm up, i had 3 people say he was hacking, one was against him, and the other two were on his team. All of them said he was hacking. By the end of my game i was 80% sure he is too.

welp...guess im gay

░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▐
░░░░░░▄▄▄░░▄██▄
░░░░ ▐ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° '▌░░░▀█▄
░░░░░▐███▌░░░░░░▀█▄
░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀
░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀
░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀
░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀
▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ U HAVE BEEN BANGED BY THE
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀
░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄
░░░░░░░▀███▀███▀██▀██▀██▀░▄
░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄SPOOKY BOOTY BANGER
░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌
░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌SEND THIS TO 6 PPL OR GET DIAGNOSED AS HIV-

tick stop trolling lmao