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Alex Wgnr   Hessen, Germany
 
 
▬|█████████|▬ This is a Nudelholz. Copy Nudelholz into your profile to make better Kuchens or other Teigprodukte! Oder Take it and hau it on the Kopf of a bekloppt Person to give a better Gefühl than vorher !
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"Erst wenn der Subwoofer die Katze inhaliert, fickt der Bass richtig Übel!"
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, österreichischer MC (1756-1791)



"Meine Nachbarn hören gute Musik...ob sie wollen oder nicht."
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Immer diese Handysüchtigen :D
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K4miK4tzzze 24 Mar, 2018 @ 6:06am 
Je mehr Käse desto mehr Löcher.
Je mehr Löcher desto weniger Käse.
Je mehr Käse desto weniger Käse.
Mind = Blown
U sUcK 23 Jul, 2017 @ 6:03pm 
Hallo,
mein Name ist Marcel Davis, Leiter für Kundenzufriedenheit bei 1und1.
Wir von 1und1 gehen erst wieder, wenn der Anschluss läuft.
RyuK 4 Oct, 2016 @ 2:05pm 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mom's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows:

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)


Please respond back to us using your old email:
i_love_poof_cock@hotmail.com.au

Thank you for your patience!
Saint.ez 13 Jun, 2016 @ 5:25am 
Aloha:bandit::orb::zero::3arc::coddog::codknife::head::carkill::hs::yolo::german::medkit::retreat::soviet::csgoa::csgoanarchist::csgob::csgox::scythe::car::gmod::2015car::bluewizard::greenwizard::redwizard::2::Y::chains::chef::prisoner::worker::sr4sunglasses::sadpanda::whiterun::OhNoBlue::SlyNinja::steamsalty:
K4miK4tzzze 29 Feb, 2016 @ 1:30am 
PS: an den Bäumen im Urwald hängt Urlaub
K4miK4tzzze 29 Feb, 2016 @ 1:30am 
Happy Birthday to you !

Happy Birthday to you !

I went to the zoo.

I saw a fat monkey and I thought it was you !