Does your parents know you're gay?

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Fun Tapir Facts

Tapirs have longer average penises than humans.

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The portly, balding main in the ill fitting suit ran as fast as his stubby legs would carry him up the hall. “Emma! Emma!” he
gasped as the beautiful young star turned around and stared at him with a confused look on her face. “I’ve
“Uh, yeah, I know,” Mel huffed, grasping Emma’s hand in his moist palm. “Pleased to meet you. I’ve been trying to book you
for ComicCon for years.”

“Yeah, I know,” Emma said as he wiped her hand nonchalantly on her simple black dress. “I’m afraid filming the Harry Potter
movies kept me quite busy,” she said. “I’ve always wanted to attend, ‘tho.”

“And I’ve always wanted to have you,” Mel said, finally able to stand erect. “And your fans wowed
Emma’s slim, sexy body. With his heartbeat now under control he could turn his attention from not dying after running up the hall

to the beautiful starlet standing in front of him.

Misty rolled the ball in her hands as she eyed the Pokemon a short distance away. It seemed too good to be true. There, by the lakeside where Misty had been taking a walk, lay a Milotic, stretched out on the grass in majestic languor. It appeared to be sunning itself...Misty had never even heard of a Milotic doing such a thing! Its eyes were closed, its tail was gradually fanning the air with its signature long, flat scales, and its graceful eyebrow fins gently fluttered with every little breeze that passed. Going by those fins' length, this appeared to be a female Milotic...in fact, though Misty had understandably seen very few Milotic given their rarity, this one's eyebrows were exceptionally long even for her species, extending nearly as long as her serpentine body did.