♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mexican with negative iq mashing buttons

Man stink, woman clean
And he should have skid marks in all his undies cuz wiping and cleaning his own ass is gay and unmanly Real men get mommy to wipe their behinds until they are 7 years old. After that, he collects stained underwear and strings them up on a flagpole outside of his man cave (he had to fight a bear for that cave) until a good trade wife comes by with her washboard, attracted by laundry that needs washing. This is the hard part, since all women now are lying, hot chip eating, bisexual ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The Real Man™️ then traps his unsuspecting tradwife and she wipes his ass until she dies giving birth to her 17th son while miraculously never putting on baby weight. His ass once again goes unwiped until the children that he didn't raise (a woman's job!) put him in a nursing home, and some poor, underpaid hospice nurse does it for him.

Certifiable legendary cowpoke. 10/10 would not rush his bunker again

+rep legendary gamer, at least a 14 incher

Pretty Cool tbf

+rep