Recent reviews by VahidSlayerOfAll

3/10
- controller works for everything in game, but actual single player game-play
- visual bugs

2/10 this music did nothing for me.
need some VocaCircus up in here

you can mash DFJK for a full song and get 0 misses never lost my combo and almost every hit was an excellent
+ 4$
- hardly any music
- i listen to vocaloid music, this music did nothing for me
- no Custom Songs
go play OSU free, far more complex and fun, ♥♥♥♥ ton of custom music, and other game modes.

solid start to the game but its a downhill ride until you just stop caring about everything well skipping every single second of dialogue and bail on the game when thats all it becomes
40 hour slog fest....
2/10 combat never evolves past stun wack with frying pan and pathetic range gun
4/10 story is all over the place. some of its enjoyable , but most of it is garbage.
shopkeeper- my name is morning glory. morning like i love the smell of napalm in the morning and glory like glory hole.
proceeds to to a moan thing and fall backward well she becomes 80% boobs.
talk to this 1 person now walk across to the other side of the city and talk to this one person.
now walk back across the city and talk to the 1st person. now do this 7+ times
spent 43 minutes walking back and fourth talking to people that could have easily been a cut scene
+ art style
+ a few decent puzzles, nothing that actually makes you think tho
+ a few minigames that are ok.
- walk speed
- crashed on me 2
- went to new room and everything became black. only fix was reset
+ saves almost every screen
- Coin Vending Machine with 20 different, spent over an hour putting coins into it to get 1 of every single one and the steam achievement. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate when they put those in games. if your going to do it make it a realistic pool with each pull making that outcome less likely.
- no run, dodge, roll, sprint, slide, jump of any kind
- monkey prison escape can eat a full on bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
- when split up your other person can get damaged
- when together your other person can get damaged, this means your hitbox is larger
- you can get stun locked to death
- 98% of the time no reward what so ever from combat so best choice is run past everything all the time until you cant
- map breaks sometimes, wont show anything. only fix is going to a full new area.
- almost everything is a timed puzzle.
- timed puzzle with no room for error and every time you mess it up need to wait for pew magic bar to fully regain and that takes like 25 seconds
- tons of things that re-spawn endlessly

4/10 free to pay game model

3/10 all around basic, not much you can do
- crashes

4.5/10
+ dakka
- only about 3.2 hours of content
- 20$ price
- very few guns
+ works just fine on windows 7
+ you can turn off gore
needs more content or a lower base price
most of my game play is afk card farming cause you can finish the game before they all drop

crashing at launch
the application was unable to start correctly (0xc000005). Click OK to close the application

3/10 interesting idea mixing a platformer with a point and click game
platforming is weak
point and click puzzles are underwhelming or not at all part of that chunk
would rather play one or the other, not this hybrid

+ REALLY FUN PLATFORMER
- almost no heals
- checkpoints are really far apart
this kills the entire game.
doing the same long ass bit over and over to reach the part you died at kill this entire game for me
its not super hard game, its just stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ far away from where you died....