When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we fall asleep. When we fall asleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy

According to chemistry, Alcohol is a solution

I went on a diet, stopped smoking, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks!

A party without alcohol is just a meeting

Don't cry over spilled milk, it could have been beer!

May you always have love in your heart and beer in your belly