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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 7:05pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 7:57pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 2:08pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 5:21pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 8:28pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 11:41am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 5:11pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:58pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 2:04pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 6:49pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 8:04pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 1:35pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 5:07pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 8:03pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 11:30pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 6:46pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 11:19pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 1:32pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 6:06pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 5:38pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 5:15pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 5:14pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:54pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:54pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:50pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:54pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 6:55pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 5:09pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 8:03pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 6:46pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 11:12pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:00pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 6:46pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 7:46pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 6:05pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 11:36pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 11:05pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 5:32pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 10:57pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 8:08pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 5:57pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:01pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:49pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 6:49pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 6:49pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 8:41pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 11:14pm

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 5:14pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 5:22pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:33pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 5:14pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:33pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 11:40pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 10:36pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 10:00pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 2:48pm

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 2:12pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 10:03pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 7:00pm

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 1:34pm

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 1:21pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 9:32pm

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:17pm

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:08pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 10:12pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 10:12pm

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 2:25pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 9:38pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 10:09pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 9:39pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 10:07pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 1:26pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:04pm

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 4:31pm

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 2:48pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:10pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:22pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2014 @ 7:03pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:28pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:32pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:39pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:47pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 10:19am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 10:25am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 10:37am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 10:45am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:00pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:02pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 9:59pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:04pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2014 @ 6:55pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 10:22pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 10:18pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 10:18pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 10:16pm



You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.