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absolute trash player all he does is troll

I played with this individual tonight, he had a low impact performance and just was not himself Once a god amongst mortals, a beast on the battlefield, Kevin "Clutchmaster" Johnson was feared for his 1v5s and crisp AK headshots. Teammates whispered his name in reverence. Enemies alt-tabbed to check his hours.

But tonight… something was off.

Round after round, he swung wide, whiffing his shots like a Silver in his first aim duel. His legendary impact? Now reduced to a 9-10 K/D, lurking in corners, missing the easiest frags. Even the enemy team, once wary of his presence, started calling him "eco frag Kevin."

The whispers turned into concern:
"Yo, Kevin… you good?"
"I dunno, man… my shots just aren't landing."

A silence filled the voice chat. Then, the realization hit: CS2 had claimed another victim.

Kevin, once a king, now just another casual.

great guy, clutch master˘⌣˘

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