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Carson's Observation on Footwear:
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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I have also been a huge Unix fan ever since I realized that SCO was not
Unix. -- Dennis Baker
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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"A penny for your thoughts?"
"A dollar for your death."
-- The Odd Couple
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In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games,
where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key
to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is
Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
(Wyrd Sisters)
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Hey, if pi == 3, and three == 0, does that make pi == 0? :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199711011926.LAA25557@wall.org>
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1 bulls, 3 cows.
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You can never do just one thing.
-- Hardin
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