Have some of these quotes, they are gifts given to me by the internet people:

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

I'm a brave child of the forest, I'll solve it with willpower! (In response to being stabbed through the heart with a knife)

Now, the real test of your character isn't how good of a person you are. It's standing up after falling deep into ♥♥♥♥ and figuring out what to do with the ♥♥♥♥ now that you have the ♥♥♥♥.

The rule goes, if you have one person staring at a spot on the pavement, you're a weirdo. If you have two people, there must be something interesting, and others will stop to see what you're looking at.

Grass feels pain. Grass can communicate with other grass that it's in pain. Grass can scream in pain. The fact it does this via scent signals and smell rather then sound doesn't change those facts. The smell of freshly cut grass is the sound of your yard screaming in agony.

Link has a brilliant Shakespearian mental-voice, but whenever he opens his mouth, he butchers what he wanted to say so badly that it comes out as “HYAAAAT!” or something similar, then immediately switches back to his inner monologue, thinking “And yet again my damnable tongue tramples my words underfoot, treading them into a slurry to be ejected suddenly into an unsuspecting conversation, an affront not only to my own intelligence but to language as a whole.”