I saw your ad for the medical mystery, I'll sell you it for 1.33! Hit me up!

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

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This is Fappy, the fudge packing elf. He owed the reindeer mafia money, so they broke his legs.
Help Fappy get around by sharing this with 5 friends, so he can give us his Christmas cummies.

omg i just realized im sorry happy late birthday

SAM COME BACK TO ME

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This is frosty, with his corn cob ♥♥♥♥, cherry nose, and his two balls made of coal. This Christmas, his penis is sad. Pass this to 10 friends to make it happy again so he can ejaculate another white Christmas!