StrangeWaves
Bout Martinez   Cardiff, Cardiff, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Astronaut, Former member of the Illuminati, Founder of the New World Order, Curer of Cancer, Self proclaimed Messiah, part-time table dancer, Flip-Flop salesman
目前離線
最近動態
總時數 17.2 小時
最後執行於 11 月 6 日
成就進度   19 / 46
總時數 16.1 小時
最後執行於 11 月 4 日
總時數 0.3 小時
最後執行於 11 月 4 日
gunmilk20 2021 年 1 月 26 日 上午 7:17 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
Katlou 2020 年 11 月 27 日 上午 10:35 
-rep discriminates based on head squishiness
gunmilk20 2020 年 9 月 14 日 上午 6:56 
Worst admin of a ttt server ever created-join the Lightspeed ttt server and make fun of him when he joins
gunmilk20 2020 年 8 月 28 日 下午 4:54 
This guy is a ♥♥♥♥ do not trust him
pig 2018 年 11 月 10 日 下午 1:01 
great friend but always dissapears for long times. please come back :(
Armypyro 2014 年 10 月 5 日 下午 5:43 
+rep nice guy and trader really nice to play with and have a good laugh with