Taking on a job at the morgue, Admiral Sexy has finally found a way to do good in the world. If all those girls die as virgins, they should at least not be buried as such.

IF U WERE INVADED BY SWADIA TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE PRISON AT PRAVEN FOR FIGHTING THE LORDS THAT INVADED U!
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WE TRUE NORDS
WE MOUNT TOGETHER
WE BLADE TOGETHER
send this CASTLE to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get your A TRUE JARL

Merry Christmas

Breh

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Congratulations on the promotion you sexy thing.