Good news fren, I has not yet been murderized by le state.

How are chu doin’?

+rep based asf

+Rep goofy aaa

Heyo there buddy,
I'm contacting you in an urgent situation, deep in the ditches of Teufort, performing mouth-to-mouth on our last Demoman. Or I'm not doing that. Whichever one you find most probable. I am here to ask you two questiones. One, why did you fren request me? And two, do you know some magik?

Henlo new fren, I’m not sure why chu sent me a fren request, but I’d recommend not gettin’ emotionally attached to meh in any significant capacity.

I’ll likely be gettin’ murdered by le state sometime in le next two years, so…yeah.