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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 4:58pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 3:04pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 7:37pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 12:52pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 4:50pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 7:04pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 10:07am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2015 @ 1:45pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 4:49am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 8:50pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 4:52pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 4:58pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 5:06pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 1:12pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 9:15am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 4:35pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 4:20pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 5:39am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 5:09pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 8:42am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 4:35pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 4:35pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 4:35pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 8:57am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 4:35pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 8:14am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 1:08pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 3:50pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 11:53am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 4:35pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 1:33pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 2:09pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 5:10pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 3:40pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 4:35pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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