BAULDERS GATE DAWG

Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, ♥♥♥♥♥. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.

^maidenless human

Dont trust a thing this man says, he just told me he carries beans in his back pockets

yeah aight

April Fools! Ha haaaa

Alright, so there I am at Lorenzo's - loading up my slice at the fixin's bar.. adding garlic, and what-not to my pizza, and all of sudden I see this guy over at the pizza boxes giving me the stink-eye. So I give him, the crook-eye back,  you know... Then, I notice that he's not alone, he's got his buddies with him. I'm taking on the entire Van Buren Boys! A street gang named after President Martin Van Buren, and they're just as mean as he was! So anyway, I make a move to the door, you know, and they block it! So, I lunged for the bathroom. I grab the knob, ^^Ocupado! Then they back me up against the cartoon map of Italy, and all of the sudden, they just stop. Because I'm still holding the garlic shaker I'm only showing eight fingers. Turns out that's their secret sign! See, Van Buren, he was the eighth President, they thought I was a former Van B. Boy!

don’t be fooled by his steam name, his real name is Moth ball Milton

^^^^^^^ can confirm this works i just got 3 free knives!!!! :o :o :0 no way! what a great site! ^^^^^^^

TOTALLY NOT A VIRUS XDDDD!!! SIGN UP HERE FOR FREEEEE SKINS!!!!!!!!! ITS A GREAT DEAL! JUST CLICK THIS LINK: https://www.instagram.com/andyq9433/

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
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Later that day, this dude dressed in strange white and blue garb with electricity for eyes comes up to me and says "I have a job for you." I'm like "Ok." Turns out he was the Thundergod Raiden and was the main shot-caller for all of Earth. (IM A SWOLE HUMAN)

And that's how I entered the Mortal Kombat tournament and became the defender of the Earthrealm. I've never lost a match.

So there I was in Folsom Prison, and this Chinese dude named Liu Kang was approaching me. Now, I'd already heard what a Street Fighter he was, and how fighting with him would be Mortal Kombat, but I was like "OK." So this dude Liu Kang launches a flying side kick at me, but my instincts from my Special Olympics training kicked in, and I dropped to one knee and sent a massive uppercut right into his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He dropped to the ground and I looked around and I said "Next?" Little did I know that he had recovered and then morphed into a dragon behind me, but the shadow his dragon-self threw covered the crowd, so I knew something was up. Right as his dragon-self came in to bite my head off, I spun around and grabbed his dragon-self neck, wrestling him to the ground and choking him out. I then got up and started walking away, to the thunderous applause of all the inmates in the yard.

There I was, confronted by an 8 foot gladiator, in a full suit of armor. 350lbs of muscle and steel. He started circling towards me, swinging his mace with his arm fully extended. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Julius Caesar hopping off his chariot to open the gates for the lions. Now Caesar told me I have 2 options - be lion meat, or be another slave in his pleasure palace. I said, "i'll take option 5". The arena grew silent, and I could hear them whispering, "who is this guy?" Now if they had read my c-file, they'd have known I spent 6 years fighting the covenant invasion as a Halo Spartan. So the gates opened, and as the Lions leaped towards me, i ducked, kicking both lions in their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. 4 balls with my two feet at the same time. I then grabbed the gladiator by his arm, threw his mace into space, and bent his arms into pretzels. Then I stomped on his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ too. I looked to the warden and said, "next".

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Accomplishments:
-author of the old man and the sea
-oldest adult to have never showered
-steven needs to one up everything me and q say to help boost his ego
Hey that last one sounds more like a statement then a accomplishments

NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

get ready for the ban loser. Speced four of your pugs online... obviously ♥♥♥♥♥♥ walls and aim gear. WTF how has vac not VACATIONEDD! you bro? justwait. 3 DAYS1, and you will be gone. yoiu might as well trade your skins to an alt and go cry to your mommy. Gaben is like my second mother bro, cant get away from him. im connected like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doneld trump and im going to come for you. hacking isnt just someADVANT+AGE! its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHEATING. im SEMI-pro bro!, cant be cheating on my JOB, neither can you. I know i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ headshot your ass every other playu bro, but it was still obvious your were toggling. LOL, cant even kill me when hacking? what are you bro. seeya next LAN when your in the CROWD!!!

The ting goes skrrrahh (ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom)
Skya (ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun)
Poom, poom

hey thanks man i really appreciate it

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This Kid is real Thicc

He shameful

this man NEEDS a shower

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i havent showered in weeks

One might say this guy is real smelly like

Upper Lip Problem

Lets be honest this Guy profile is actually a sad 12 inch man who needs some real help

Hey whats going on folks its yah boy. Thought id just let you know that this man literally has a bad upper lip problem :):):):)

andy is filth

Worst man on the planet

Look at this filthy man