I ain't never seen no mustard on that before but it might be good though my dad would know better im bout to give it to him.

gives phone to dad

Aw mustard. Cmon man now dont put no mustard on there you need a little seasoning on that thing. WHAT!? Man c’mon now get that pepper off there. Cmon somebody come get this man cmon now. Cmon get that pepper off that’s just too much doggone pepper. I dont even wanna see this no more.

gives phone to son

Aw what happened bro? GAAAAAHHHD! OHHHH MY GAAAD! WHY YOU PUTTIN ALL THAT PEPPER ON THERE? TAKE THAT OFFA THERE! GET THAT PEPPER OFF-