I ate garlic bread and I can no longer get horny. I’d eat it as a kid but for some strange reason I get this new sensation whenever my teeth sink in through the crispy surface and break into the softer inside. Maybe it’s because I’ve matured that it’s only now that I get this feeling. This desire. Nothing in the world has managed to fill the same satisfaction as a warm, crisp, golden brown piece of garlic bread can. I often find my mind wandering to the warm feeling of the garlic bread in my mouth and I can’t help but get wet. I dream of a world where I can bathe in a pool of garlic bread and let the oily grease resonate in my hair. Every morning I take a small piece of garlic bread and shove it up my bum and let it soak until I get home. Before I take a shower every night I take the piece of garlic bread out and it’s no longer crisp, it’s now moist and squishy like a sponge. I can no longer be satisfied by my partner, not in the same way garlic bread satisfies me.

Quite frankly, garlic bread is ruining my sex life and will soon tear apart my relationship. For now though, my boyfriend is trying his best to satisfy me. He’ll shove the bread down my throat and force me to swallow, swallowing so much bread that it makes my throat feel like it’s closing up. He’ll rub the garlic bread across my thighs and leave the oily residue to soak in. And although I appreciate his efforts to make me happy, it’s not always going to be enough. I’ll get bored of the part he plays in my garlic bread erotic fantasies. Soon I’ll want garlic bread and nothing else. Soon I won’t want his face and body to taint the godly perfect image that garlic bread pertains. I don’t mind losing my relationship to those temptations though. Even if I love this man, I know I love garlic bread more. I’ll gladly lose anything and everything, even my life if it means I get the sweet sensation of scarfing down garlic bread.

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sarah went 2 skool and was bullied by erbody. she hated goin 2 school cuz erbody wood bully her and had few friends. teh teacher wood call her ♥♥♥♥♥♥. it was really hard 4 her 2 live until the worst day o her life happend. her best friend sed she dont wan be her best friend no more cuz she suk. it realy hurt her cuz her dog jus died dat mornin and sarah need a friend 2 vent out. sarah went 2 class n she got an f on her health test. erbody laughed and the teacher jumpd on her desk and took a huge ♥♥♥♥ all over sarah head. sarah went home cryin n her mom tried cheerin her up with a sanwich she jus got from subway. sarah took a bite o dat and dat ♥♥♥♥ wasnt even tuna my ♥♥♥♥♥. sarah had 2 kill herself it was gay. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgraceful
copypaste dis comment 2 10 other people or else sarah will come suck ur ♥♥♥♥ while ur sleeping n at first u be like oo eya dats nice oh yea but then she bites ur ♥♥♥♥ off and ur all like ahhhhh!!