my walmart jon mulaney
my 123movie michael cera

this guy is michael cera

Gotta catch em' all

I saw your portrait and was amazed; in awe of your dedication. "Now this is a man who truly loves his waifu", or so I thought. Now I come to find that she's just a phase, just some cute girl to add to your collection of Waifu of the Season scrapbook? You think this is a joke? You think just cause she's 2D it doesn't matter or that her feelings don't mean anything?

Its not me whom you should be begging forgiveness from.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

I am the prettiest prettiest princess ALL MUST BOW DOWN TO ME.